Twilight Spoofed 2: Ang pula kasi ng mata mo

Heto pa isa. :)

 

 

 

Pag pula ang mata, bampira agad?

'di ba pwedeng may sore eyes muna? :D

- Edward

Twilight Spoofed 1: Ang puti mo kasi

Since, lately nauso ang mga Praybeyt Benjamin-type banats ni Vice Ganda
at umaalulong na din ang Breaking Dawn lines nina Edward at Bella ng Twilight Saga,
Bat di natin pag isahin at pagsamahin? :D
Heto sa inyo...
Another spoof of Twilight scene, Praybeyt Benjamin inspired. :)

Pag maputi, bampira agad?

'di ba pwedeng may foundation muna? :D

- Edward

Kunin mo na ang lahat sa akin huwag lang si

Sabi ni Angeline Quinto sa version nya, "Kunin mo na ang lahat sa akin
Wag lang si Coco Martin."
Sagot ko naman sa kanya ay heto, "Kunin mo na ang lahat sa akin
Wag lang si ANGEL LOCSIN." ♥
:)

Kunin Mo Na Ang Lahat Sa Akin Lyrics

Kunin Mo Na Ang Lahat Sa Akin by Jeremiah

May gusto ka saking mahal
May balak kang agawin sya
Itsura pa lang sakin lamang ka na
Ligawan mo sya siguradong magwawagi ka

Nakikiusap ako sayo, nagmamakaawa
Kunin mo nang lahat sa akin
Wag lang sya

Kunin mo na ang lahat sa akin
Wag lang ang aking mahal
Alam kong kaya mong paibigin sya
Sakin maagaw mo sya
Pakiusap ko sayo magmahal ka na lang ng iba
Kunin mo na ang lahat sa akin
Wag lang ang aking mahal
Ikamamatay ng puso ko
Pag sa aki'y inagaw mo sya
May pakikilala ako sayo
Kasing ganda ng mahal ko
Sya na lang ang ibigin mo

Nakikiusap ako sayo nagmamakaawa
Kunin mo nang lahat sa akin
Wag lang sya...Wag lang sya

Kunin mo na ang lahat sa akin
Wag lang ang aking mahal
Alam kong kaya mong paibigin sya
Sakin maagaw mo sya
Pakiusap ko sayo magmahal ka na lang ng iba
Kunin mo na ang lahat sa akin
Wag lang ang aking mahal
Ikamamatay ng puso ko
Pag sa aki'y inagaw mo sya

Ikamamatay ng puso ko
Pag sa aki'y inagaw mo sya

Upgrade

Ang bilis talagang mag-UPGRADE ng mga bagay-bagay.

Pati tuloy pagtingin ko sayo, nag-UPGRADE na rin.

Dati, gusto lang kita...
ngayon...
MAHAL na.


:)
noks-nomon!

Hey, Soul Sister Lyrics

Hey, Soul Sister Lyrics by Train

Heeey heeeey heeeeey

Your lipstick stains on the front lobe of my left side brains
I knew I wouldn't forget you
And so I went and let you blow my mind
Your sweet moonbeam
The smell of you in every single dream I dream
I knew when we collided you're the one I have decided
Who's one of my kind

Hey soul sister, ain't that mister mister on the radio, stereo
The way you move ain't fair you know
Hey soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight

Heeey heeeey heeeey

Just in time, I'm so glad you have a one track mind like me
You gave my life direction
A game show love connection, we can't deny
I'm so obsessed
My heart is bound to beat right out my untrimmed chest
I believe in you, like a virgin, you're Madonna
And I'm always gonna wanna blow your mind

Hey soul sister, ain't that mister mister on the radio, stereo
The way you move ain't fair you know
Hey soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight

The way you can cut a rug
Watching you is the only drug I need
So gangster, I'm so thug
You're the only one I'm dreaming of
You see I can be myself now finally
In fact there's nothing I can't be
I want the world to see you'll be with me

Hey soul sister, ain't that mister mister on the radio, stereo
The way you move ain't fair you know
Hey soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight
Hey soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight
Heeey heeeey heeeeey (tonight)
Heeey heeeey heeeeey (tonight)

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If I would "Cover" songs, this will be on the list. :)

Bakit na turn-off si Bella kay Edward?

"Minsan, pag walang magawa. Kung ano ano nagagawa."
Gaya nito. I spoofed one of the romantic scene of Twilight. :D

E usap usapan na naman kasi ang Twilight.
Napupuno na naman ang mga timelines ng mga "Breaking Dawn Lines".
Mapa sa Facebook, Twitter o sa mga text messages.
Twilight fever is on ika nga.

Paunahang makanood sa mga sinehan ang trip ng mga tao sa paligid.
Kung ako tatanungin mo, hindi ko pa napapanood.
Kung yayayain mo ako, tara nood tayo, pero dapat sagot mo. :D

Nag-aya nga ang dabarkads na panoorin this Friday.
Ayun di na naman ako makakasama. Nasa Pampanga sila andito ako sa Cavite.
May pasok ako ng Sabado. Aattend ng binyag sa Linggo.


Anyways...

Ito na marahil ang pinaka-ROMANTIC LINES/SCENE sa TWILIGHT. :D
Saan kaya mapupunta ang usapan ng dalawa?
Tingin mo, ano ang isasagot ni Edward? :D

( At least alam na natin ang dahilan kapag hindi nagkatuluyan sina Edward at Bella.
DANDRUFF ang dahilan. Na-turn-off si Bella. :D Sorry sa mga fans ng Twilight, ito'y katuwaan lamang. :) )

Love at Phased out

Mabuti pa, I-relate ko na lang sa LOVE ang previous post ko.

Minsan may taong darating sa iyong buhay na magmamahal sayo.
Na maihahalintulad mo sa isang bagay na maaring di mo kailangan ngayon o gusto ngayon, o di kaya di ka pwede.

Kaso bago mo pa marealize na mahal mo na pala ang taong ito, na PHASED OUT na ang nararamdaman nya sayo.

Pwede ka, di na sya pwede.
Wala na. Sayang.

Ang tawag dito.
LOVE at PHASED OUT.
:P

May mga bagay na kung kailan gusto mo na, doon naman di na pwede.

Ang tagal kong pinagisipan.
Pinakiramdaman.

Kung ito na ba.
Sya na ba talaga.

Kaso noong time na buo na ang loob ko.
At sigurado na ako.

Gusto ko na to.
Mahal ko na to.

Sayang!
Doon pa na-PHASED OUT.
Oo naPHASED OUT.

I am planning to buy a digital camera kasi. :D

I checked some sites.
I googled.
I researched.
Read some reviews.
And considered these things:
The brand.
The style.
The specs and its features.
The Price of course!

After a long time of thinking.
I made a decision.
This will definitely suit my budget and lifestyle needs!

The Brand: Sony. Cyber-shot Digital Camera WX9
The Style: Classic Silver.
The Specs and Features:
16.2 Megapixel Back-illuminated “Exmor R” CMOS Image Sensor
3.0” (921K dots) XtraFine LCD™ display
Full HD 1080/60i
3D still image and 3D Sweep Panorama™ mode
Backlight Correction HDR
Optical SteadyShot™ image stabilization
Intelligent Sweep Panorama™ HR mode
Background Defocus
Digital Zoom
Superior Auto mode
Natural Flash
Soft Skin mode
HDMI® output
Smile Shutter™ technology
Anti-blink Function
Face Detection technology
Motion Detection
...
See here.

The Price: $199.99 ~ P10,000.00

I went to mall to look for this Sony Cyber-shot Digital Camera WX9.
I asked the sales lady on one store and she said, "Sir, na PHASED OUT na po ung model na yun."

NaPHASED OUT.
NaPHASED OUT.
NaPHASED OUT.
Parang pirated CD lang na paulit-ulit kong naririnig.

Soyong nomon.

Hmmm...
Mag papasko na
Ano na bibilhin ko?
What can you suggest?

Verse of the day: Psalm 37:4

"Delight yourself in Him and He will give you the desires of your heart" - Psalm 37:4



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Even before you asked in prayer, He already knows what you need. Just believe and have faith, in His time He will give you more than you expected.

It Will Rain Lyrics

It Will Rain Lyrics - Bruno Mars (Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn OST)
If you ever leave me, baby,
Leave some morphine at my door
'Cause it would take a whole lot of medication
To realize what we used to have,
We don't have it anymore.
There's no religion that could save me
No matter how long my knees are on the floor
So keep in mind all the sacrifices I'm makin'
Will keep you by my side
And keep you from walkin' out the door.
Cause there'll be no sunlight
If I lose you, baby
There'll be no clear skies
If I lose you, baby
Just like the clouds
My eyes will do the same if you walk away
Everyday, it'll rain, rain, rain
I'll never be your mother's favorite
Your daddy can't even look me in the eye
Oooo if I was in their shoes, I'd be doin' the same thing
Sayin' there goes my little girl
Walkin' with that troublesome guy
But they're just afraid of something they can't understand
Oooo but little darlin' watch me change their minds
Yea for you I'll try I'll try I'll try I'll try
I'll pick up these broken pieces 'til I'm bleeding
If that'll make you mine
Cause there'll be no sunlight
If I lose you, baby
There'll be no clear skies
If I lose you, baby
Just like the clouds
My eyes will do the same if you walk away
Everyday, it will rain, rain, rain
Oh don't just say, goodbye
Don't just say, goodbye
I'll pick up these broken pieces 'til I'm bleeding
If that'll make it right
Cause there'll be no sunlight
If I lose you, baby
And there'll be no clear skies
If I lose you, baby
And just like the clouds
My eyes will do the same if you walk away
Everyday, it'll rain, rain, rain - Yeah, Bruno it will rain, but please not tomorrow ok, 'coz mag e-ENCHANTED KINGDOM kami bukas! :D

Ang unang una kong gagawin pag nalaman ko ang Crush ni Crush ay

Yung tipong nalaman mo kung sino ang crush o type ng crush mo.
Dali-dali mong chineck profile sa Facebook, pero dahil naka-private account, sinearch mo na lang sa Google>Images at kapag walang lumabas na picture/s nya sa results kahit sa Search by Web na lang. Para makita mo lang kung sino mas gwapo/maganda sa inyong dalawa.

Hindi mo alam yung feeling kung matutuwa ka o malulungkot kapag nakita mo picture ng crush nya na di hamak na mas may hitsura ka sa kanya. Matutuwa dahil mas gwapo/maganda ka. Malulungkot dahil bakit mas type nya yun sa'yo.

Ikaw? Ano ginagawa mo pag nalaman mo kung sino ang Crush ng Crush mo? Ano ang unang una mong gagawin? Sige nga...